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f4lconpunch:

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

HAHAHA WTF MINDFUCK

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mikapus:

acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

yes

ye s

eyse

yES

ye

unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

yesh :3

(Source: perryplat, via ebuddies)

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aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

(Source: , via niall-horan)

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again

(via teenagemutantninjaslut)

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darrynek:

*substitute teacher voice* put the phones away

(via niall-horan)

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boy: shit baby you're so wet already

girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

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brasillian:

remember when they hacked Sesame Street youtube page and uploaded porn videos there

(via sleazychickenparmesan)

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paceboy:

1612th:

i buy all my clothes at build-a-bear

(via pizzaforpresident)