Tumblr (3.0; @mtrench)http://mtrench.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f860ebf5ce3e3d6e90b18d49417cf1aa/tumblr_mmx1m8jzkb1qg4suoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51252057883http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51252057883Fri, 24 May 2013 14:47:34 -0700boy: shit baby you're so wet already<br /> girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something<br /> <br /> http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51251951173http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51251951173Fri, 24 May 2013 14:46:03 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brasillian.tumblr.com/post/51206249856/remember-when-they-hacked-sesame-street-youtube" target="_blank">brasillian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>remember when they hacked Sesame Street youtube page and uploaded porn videos there</p> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51206885678http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51206885678Thu, 23 May 2013 22:15:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d961067075b7c95b2700df78f6bdacf/tumblr_mn2ufreCuC1rtgjkeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51206807339http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51206807339Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:33 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paceboy.tumblr.com/post/22759012280/1612th-i-buy-all-my-clothes-at-build-a-bear" target="_blank">paceboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1612th.tumblr.com/post/21087714886" target="_blank">1612th</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i buy all my clothes at build-a-bear</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3scyvGcnu1r1lh6x.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51206757167http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51206757167Thu, 23 May 2013 22:12:30 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/388a6afbae3fd83f52066e9a8520fb99/tumblr_mna344x4Zy1rcvvwpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d7e9d34f94342966b645e3291248aca/tumblr_mna344x4Zy1rcvvwpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa391c99050b522ac4c05f11553e9f24/tumblr_mna344x4Zy1rcvvwpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1802a1d51bce9ea5f4be4468139fc969/tumblr_mna344x4Zy1rcvvwpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikau.tumblr.com/post/51189997043/im-only-one-man" target="_blank">mikau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m only one man</p> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191507966http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191507966Thu, 23 May 2013 18:27:24 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/mtrench/51191396562/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51191396562" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191396562http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191396562Thu, 23 May 2013 18:25:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e24634c0747a560a652275c25143a011/tumblr_mn9xm67ZyG1s5k0eto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191310153http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191310153Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a22e21a5396b594e5ee46e3b8f2f0468/tumblr_mmr8arhXrx1rtieoxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why can’t I be short so I could pull these off</p>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191163413http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191163413Thu, 23 May 2013 18:22:50 -0700id be like 6'4"these are so perfect kill me<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/51058658671/sexydanhowell-meladoodle-a-police-dog" target="_blank">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexydanhowell.tumblr.com/post/51058638691/meladoodle-a-police-dog-searches-you-for-weed" target="_blank">sexydanhowell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/50979237138/a-police-dog-searches-you-for-weed-and-pulls-it" target="_blank">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’</p> </blockquote> <p>What?</p> </blockquote> <p>A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’</p> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191061849http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51191061849Thu, 23 May 2013 18:21:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2df8vCFb71qbfjvoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190891694http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190891694Thu, 23 May 2013 18:19:14 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcd942d296ece7f455dd764231bfc285/tumblr_mmce5fayyl1qj2kgto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notkatniss.tumblr.com/post/49714116805/kitty-isnt-allow-outside-and-she-gets-mad-at-us" target="_blank">notkatniss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside</p> </div> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190846750http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190846750Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6e157e47f07be45d6782e523a3f1b7f/tumblr_mn1o13G3VN1r2lm6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190818065http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190818065Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:15 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d781544b81a5f9f4b304b33fe3091ed2/tumblr_mktc8yGTnA1s73ajso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190807274http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190807274Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc966b63b32b5ce194c33ce891b9ac7e/tumblr_mgbahgxS5s1r3qvk1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190788268http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190788268Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:52 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://screwsociety.tumblr.com/post/30753910481/you-know-girls-can-tell-when-you-look-at-their" target="_blank">screwsociety</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs</p> <p>i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time</p> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190656331http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190656331Thu, 23 May 2013 18:16:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df28ce00ec5441dfde33d0802b3b4e79/tumblr_mk6xlkNqnT1rd7mgzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://articure.tumblr.com/post/46209641023/daisies-for-hailey" target="_blank">articure</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Daisies for Hailey.</p> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190567960http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190567960Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmf0prHPI1qatdoho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190535723http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190535723Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:30 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06a5ecb6ce794af95c5ae96b02bd1c38/tumblr_mgycon0jtF1qkbo6bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190519580http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190519580Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c9a74ea43325e181cf6549a17c5da5d/tumblr_mm3c2eiuEt1qhldako1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://illuminhotty.tumblr.com/post/49310961904" target="_blank">illuminhotty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>amen.</p> </blockquote>http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190513553http://mtrench.tumblr.com/post/51190513553Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:12 -0700